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Having spent a few days dealing with family business in British Columbia, the first reminder of what passes for reality back home as I await my delayed return flight at Victoria’s scenic Saanich Peninsula aerodrome is a message in my in-box saying Alberta Health Services has closed nine inpatient surgery beds in St. Albert at the Sturgeon Community Hospital.
Oddly, from what else I’ve been seeing while I wait, Alberta’s premier and other government officials appear to have very little to say about those bed closings in St. Albert, where the hospital has 26 vacancies it can’t fill. Or, for that matter, the ones in Edson, St. Paul, Boyle, Elk Point, Galahad, Westlock, Fairview, Rocky Mountain House, Cold Lake, Lac La Biche, High Prairie, Slave Lake, Wainwright , Rimbey, Lacombe, Red Deer, Barrhead, Grande Prairie or Edmonton.
Indeed, Mr. Kenney would rather talk about … pickup trucks!
Premier Kenney or whoever writes his tweets for him seems to think an article in the Globe and Mail complaining that Toronto poseurs with no need to drive the latest generation of the Exxon Valdez on wheels was somehow an attack on Alberta.
I suppose he could have asked Steve Allan to look into that while the Alberta Inquiry commissioner checked to see whatever became of those Russians who back in 2019 were supposedly trying to sabotage Alberta’s ethical bitumen mining industry, but that might have delayed the report on the anti-Alberta energy campaigns (or anti-energy Alberta campaigns, or whatever) even more.
One might have thought Mr. Kenney would have liked the article. After all, it was written by a Globe editorialist with impeccable conservative credentials. Moreover, it seems to suggest that only real, manly Alberta men who have an actual justification to own a gargantuan F-150 are qualified to drive the things.
But apparently whoever the Oakville Kid had looking for distractions from the ongoing hospital bed closings and the looming Fourth Wave of COVID-19, Stampede Edition – Hey, Delta Dawn, what’s that facemask you’ve got on? – didn’t have time to actually read the article very carefully.
Mind you, when I peeked at Twitter a couple of days ago – when presumably the premier and his fellow cabinet members were being briefed about the latest bed closings at Alberta health care facilities and contemplating how to release the bad news – he wanted to talk about … pepper spray.
Got a problem with neo-Nazi goons loaded with bear spray attacking citizens they have taken an irrational dislike to? Beg Ottawa to equip the victims with pepper spray – or, as presumably Mr. Kenney and his supporters actually have in mind – itty-bitty little pistols.
It seems like starting an arms race with guys are who are already gunned up to the gills is a plan best left to the professionals.
As Mr. Kenney certainly knows, it isn’t an idea likely to have happy results in the unlikely event it gets implemented, but since said implementation is so unlikely it gives him an opportunity to yell pointlessly at Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, the once and future leader of Canada’s majority Liberal government, and to keep our minds off the COVID case count and the latest bed closings.
With any luck, Alberta voters may be so aroused by the possibility of getting to carry a prohibited weapon – is that a can of bear spray in your pocket, or are you just happy to be in Wild Rose Country? – or force an annoying SmartCar off the highway with their Dodge RAM, that they may forget about the nurses protesting the bed closings on Mr. Kenney’s proposed pay rollbacks outside St. Albert’s hospital.
If you’re a Kenney Conservative, you’ve sure got to hate the way those health care heroes were queuing up for selfies with NDP Opposition Leader Rachel Notley, who showed up at Sturgeon Hospital to say, “We have a backlog of Albertans with untreated conditions and we have an exhausted health care workforce, yet, the response from Jason Kenney and the UCP is to threaten to cut their wages.”
“At a time when other large provinces are providing incentives for nurses to move there, Jason Kenney is determined to drive nurses and other front-line workers out of Alberta,” Ms. Notley said. “That’s a serious threat to the long-term strength of our public health-care system.”
And that, my friends, is a serious understatement. But then, it may also be Mr. Kenney’s goal.