I choo-choo-chooose
To get a fair deal for you
— Actual United Conservative Party Valentine’s Day Twitter meme
Keystone is dead
The billions are lost
I blame Joe Biden
But I’ll probably get tossed

The ocean is blue
The sky is the same
Steve Allan’s still lookin’
for someone to blame
Shandro is Red,
Kenney is Blue.
The pandemic is perfect
to push bad policy through.
Green is the forest
Blue is the sea.
All of our doctors
have moved to B.C.
Managing issues
is a difficult game,
you’ll never win prizes
for stuff that’s this lame
Afterword
I think that I shall never see
a poem that helps the UCP;
that’s all tonight from DJC
I met a traveller from an antique land,
Who said—“Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. . . . Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them, and the heart that fed;
And on the pedestal, these words appear:
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings;
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.”
-Percy Bysshe Shelley
And if you don’t like this, there’s always “The Red Masque of Death” by Edgar Allan Poe.
Judging by the look on Jason Kenney’s face, I think he needs to buy more comfortable underwear.
The one thing that will keep our doctors here is fully privatized, choice-based health care. Fortunately Shandro is moving in that direction.
Those are good ones!
Ralph Wiggum’s a cartoon,
Kenney is too.
The whole UCP is nothing but p°°.
It ain’t over until the fat man sings.
* If you need a refresher on context, see “What’s Opera Doc”:
Poetic justice to be sure!
Mountains are purple
Forests are green
Water is blue
Coal is black
The Kenney UCP is stabbing us in the back.
There was a young man from Japan
Whose limericks just would not scan
When told it was so
He replied, yes, I know,
But I always try to cram as many words into the last line as I ever possibly can!
I see the dummy but where’s the ventriloquist?
OMG, the blue half-zip pullover sweater is Jason Kenney’s nod to the sweater vest. The Thomas-type train is his version of the cuddly kitten, but less sentient. (Perhaps the base is made up of five-year-olds?) Jason Kenney has officially turned into Stephen Harper.
Here’s my belated valentine to monsieur le Kenney.
https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/newfoundland-labrador/take-your-sweater-vest-and-get-lost-warrior-princess-tells-harper-1.770779
FYI, Stephen Harper also wore blue V-neck pullovers for photo ops.