PHOTOS: George Clark explains Plan B to the media in a Calgary parking lot yesterday (CBC Photo). Below: Mr. Clark back in the day when his fair-weather friends from the right-wing vlogosphere used to interview him regularly; and the late U.S. President Lyndon B. Johnson, who had an explanation for this sort of thing.
Abandoned by the mainstream conservative politicians and professional right-wing agitators who had befriended him, George Clark and a half dozen or so supporters watched their dream of a magical constitutional coup d’état to replace Alberta’s NDP Government end yesterday with a whimper, not the bang they’d been dreaming of, in a Wal-Mart parking lot in Calgary.
Give the man some credit, though. He was game to the very end. If a notarized petition couldn’t topple the government in 15 minutes as he’d promised early last month, then he’d downsize the #kudatah, as one of his followers famously spelled it, to a mere hijacking.
Meantime, Mr. Clark, a construction contractor who for a spell seemed to have concluded he was Alberta’s answer to Joan of Arc, is still vowing one of these days to take his petitions to the Queen in London if he keeps being ignored by the premier and the lieutenant-governor here in Edmonton. He appears not to have explained how he’ll get past security, but, in fairness, it’s been done before.
Yesterday’s parking lot announcement prompted literally hours of hilarity on social media, with Albertans of all political stripes joining the mockery. “Its a polite, Canadian version of the #Oregonstandoff,” said a typical Tweet, “less actual poop, same crazy shit #kudatah.”
Not only was there no sign of those Wildrose MLAs who had helped out with the petition signing back in the day and no more supportive social media messages from Progressive Conservative Leader Ric McIver, there wasn’t even a story about the poor guy yesterday evening on Rebel Media, whose “journalists” used to stick to Mr. Clark like white on rice.
The very few reporters who showed up at the Westbrook Mall parking lot in Cowtown’s southwest reported the hastily organized announcement took even less time than the change in government Mr. Clark promised to deliver with his notarized petitions.
Mr. Clark and his remaining supporters must have decided to strike before their iron cooled completely, unexpectedly moving up the coup d’état date from the original plan from March 8 when the Legislature opens.
It remains to be seen whether the NDP now gets the 400,000 new members on an unlikely crusade for change that Mr. Clark hopes to deliver, or just the seven or eight still sticking with him. The party probably shouldn’t budget for a big run of new members’ donations.
Indeed, many of Mr. Clark’s sometime followers may be furious at him for turning them into objects of ridicule.
As U.S. President Lyndon B. Johnson famously advised, “Son, in politics you’ve got to learn that overnight chicken shit can turn to chicken salad.”
Unfortunately, as Mr. Clark and his coup d’état plotters have just learned, that transformation can happen the other way too.
This post also appears on Rabble.ca.