As was famously said by the renowned expert on domestic safety and social order, Tweety Bird: “I tawt I taw a puddy tat!”

And this is not just any puddy tat, as it turns out. It is a politically significant puddy tat made out of gold!
I speak of the graven image of a feline that was brought to the attention of the Alberta Legislature by Naheed Nenshi during Question Period on Thursday. Speaking in the House, where he enjoys absolute privilege, the leader of the Opposition asked Premier Danielle Smith about a “giant golden cat,” among other gifts he said she had accepted from foreign governments.
It was not clear from Mr. Nenshi’s question whether Ms. Smith is supposed to have accepted the cat for herself or on behalf of the province of Alberta, when or where this took place, or what foreign government it was supposed to have come from. His implication, though, was clearly that it was a gift for her. Needless to say, if the cat weighs a couple of pounds or more, with gold fetching around $6,000 Cdn per troy ounce, it’d be worth a fortune.
To put this in context, let’s give the floor for a moment to Mr. Nenshi, with the assistance of Thursday’s edition of Alberta Hansard: “Alberta taxpayers spent $65,000 so that the Premier could accept hundreds of thousands of dollars, more than a house, from a foreign government. This was not hockey tickets. It wasn’t even luxury watches as gifts. It would be, if true, the largest kickback any politician in Canadian history has ever received, worth more than a house in Alberta, and of course this doesn’t include other undisclosed gifts from foreign governments, including a giant golden cat. Will the Premier disclose all gifts she has received from foreign governments?” (Emphasis added.)
In her response, the premier did not disclose what gifts she has received from foreign governments or whether a golden cat, solid or hollow, giant or otherwise, might be among them. Nor did she address Mr. Nenshi’s allegation said golden cat was not properly disclosed.

She said: “… Whenever we have any kind of protocol exchange, I always report that to the Ethics Commissioner, and then the Ethics Commissioner indicates whether or not we have to receive it on behalf of the government of Alberta, whether we have to disclose this. We have very clear rules about that. I’ve had my meeting this year with the Ethics Commissioner. This particular trip we had a number of exchanges with him in advance so that he understood that we were doing the kind of trip that we often do in Alberta in hosting people to see our oil sands, and he signed off on the trip. That’s the reason why it was disclosed. It was disclosed in the appropriate way to the appropriate entity.”
This is not very informative. It focuses on Ms. Smith’s trip to Saudi Arabia last fall, during which she controversially accepted flights from a member of the Saudi royal family while in the region.
Social media, naturally, has been abuzz with rumours, some quite elaborate, about the golden cat, which is often said to have been received in 2023. None of these claims have been proved or confirmed.
One of Ms. Smith’s political opponents on the right – Alberta Republican Party Leader Cameron Davies – tweeted: “I have personally seen this golden cat. It exists.”
Or, as Tweety would have put it: “I did taw a puddy tat!”
“Its about 10-12” tall,” Mr. Davies continued in a subsequent tweet, eschewing the use of apostrophes. “Came in a pretty cool black carry box, red silk lined and has a few gemstones on the base and a plaque with the Saudi princes name on it too.”

A photo soon reappeared in several places on social media, showing Ms. Smith’s mid-December meeting with Calgary Mayor Jeromy Farkas at what looks like the Alberta Government’s McDougall Centre. In the background, slightly out of focus, sits an object that could be gold, and could be a cat.
Whether or not it’s the cat referenced by Mr. Nenshi, I’m afraid I can’t tell you. If it is, though, the government might want to review security at the 119-year-old building in downtown Calgary.
Since Mr. Nenshi’s arresting public reference came in the midst of a series of questions about gifts and benefits received by Ms. Smith and her literal fellow travellers during recent visits to the petro-principalities of Middle East, my first thought when I heard a clip from the NDP leader’s question played on social media was: Someone gave the premier a golden calf?
The last time that happened, as I recall, the story ended in tears – and serious indigestion.
Presumably the purpose of this object, however, is not to be worshipped – the leader of the MAGA movement’s well-known fascination with gold decor and the capitalist ideology of the United Conservative Party notwithstanding.
Now that the cat’s out of the bag, though, finding out whether or not Ms. Smith’s gifts are worth more than an Alberta house and who the golden cat was actually for is certainly in the public interest. Premier Smith has some explaining to do.

You can clearly see why Danielle Smith postponed the by-election for Edmonton Strathcona, until the very last possible juncture. That is where Naheed Nenshi was running as an NDP candidate, after he was elected by the NDP to replace Rachel Notley. Also, you can clearly see why Danielle Smith made it so the Alberta Legislature has very few sessions. It’s because Naheed Nenshi is a very strong political opponent, and his association with Danielle Smith goes back to the the time they were students at the University of Calgary. He is aware of how she lies. The media isn’t even touching this, as they should be. I saw a copy of a Sun newspaper on the counter of a convenience store, and it had Mark Carney on the front page, and they were doing their usual criticism of him. In relation to the NDP and Naheed Nenshi, we will continue to see the columnists at Postmedia continue to lie about them. With the media, in particular, Postmedia, if they didn’t have such poor quality columnists, and had ones that were neutral, objective, balanced, and didn’t lie about the NDP and Naheed Nenshi, that would do a lot of good. I don’t think it’s over yet, with the ongoing corruption of the UCP. There will be a time of reckoning for Danielle Smith and the UCP. They will not avoid what’s coming. Actions have to have consequences.
Postmedia seems to think sane people don’t notice their misinformation.
Dingy Smith has already chalked up an answer to the free flights from the Saudis as “nothing to see here, just normal business”. She will try and explain the golden gifts simply as normal gifts between those doing business. So that being the case how much did she spend of taxpayers dollars to buy the Saudis gifts? Her entitlements and brazen disregard for ethics is beyond belief. Maybe the Auditor General should be asking the Ethics Commissioner if he approved any of this, as Smith claims or is she lying? Maybe an inquiry would be in order?
Our Premier was pussyfooting about the issue!
Smith and her UPC, reek of corruption. Every last one of them, including the UPC board.
She just keeps shooting her self in the foot doesn’t she, that’s how stupid she is. We knew she would be, but these fool Albertans wouldn’t listen to us. I would how much she now owes us know?
Alan K. Spiller: Good points. Danielle Smith and the UCP continue to lie, and are so corrupt, but it’s nothing to see here with their deceived followers.
Klassy. There’s a queen with a golden cat and a stack of unused beverage coasters, drinking out of an aluminum can on a wooden table. All the golden cats in the world do not give a person manners or respect for the furniture and the person who polishes it.
No matter. No tears will be spilt in UCP quarters over a missing golden cat worth more than a house and the gaudy necklaces or the hideous White House doodads it may have become. For certain there’s a golden ring involved — the one etched into the side table from the beverage container. If tears were to be spilt, there are certainly enough Kleenex™ Professional boxes spread out around the room to catch them all.
Sadly, some people have no sense of right and wrong and must rely on a self-appointed official to tell them the difference. Are there any golden toadies hiding nearby?
The entire room is giving frat-house-on-a-Sunday-morning vibes. I should know. I once lived on a dorm that had been the source of a riot involving furniture tossed out a seventh-floor window (before my time). It all started with a decay in manners and disrespect for the furniture.
No Boeing 747’s ?
If this were a mystery novel, I suppose we could call this the Case of the Golden Cat.
It is probably not quite a novel, but there is some mystery here, or at least a number of unanswered questions. For instance, first is this real gold or fools gold? An apropos question considering the recipient. Is this solid or hollow? or to get to the point what is the value of the gift? Who did it come from?, Does she intend to keep it personally or does it stay with the office when she goes? … and so on.
As far as I can tell the Alberta rules about gifts are fairly toothless, since Smith changed them. I presume she got this gift after that, although I suppose that is yet another possible question. Unfortunately, Smith is great at dancing around questions and sounding reassuring while doing so or criticizing those who dare question her, but answering them directly … not so much.
Perhaps the only Golden Cat she had before she became Premier could have been a Hello Kitty at the High Level Diner. However, it looks like she has since struck gold in her current job as Premier and with the price of gold what it is these days, the job may be more lucrative than we realized until now.
Is it from Malta? Is it the subject of a chase through the underworld and all corners of the known world by various nefarious actors, only to find it a worthless fake?
https://youtu.be/7Xuw-XKP1sI?si=MBJf_4VaYVFPI_M0
Or will some deeply obstructionist bureaucratic functionary in an “official gift” receiver’s office stick it on a shelf and refuse to allow it to be released to anyone?
https://youtu.be/PG3O8WAcyXs?si=76bFeSpxsqUKv1A5
Jerry: You may be closer to the truth than you think. DJC
Always on the grift. The stench of corruption from this government grows worse every day.
We knew this was coming when Marlaina changed the law to allow her to accept lavish gifts and to hide it from the public. Maybe the RCMP should be looking at this.
Aren’t they busy with another one of her scandals?
Purr fectly put!
So, we’re accepting bribery from foreign governments, now.
Why don’t we just skip this whole “failing society” complaints, jump to the part where we’re all serfs to an Empress that makes all the rules then takes expensive gifts from foreign dignitaries to consider their pleas on behalf of their kingdoms and stop deluding ourselves about what’s going on in politics these days?
Screw the Magna Carta and the Constitution that was the subject of endless debate.
Whoo Hoo! Return of The Dark Ages! One law for them and another for the rest of us!
Similar to the Trump grift/bullshit machine, the narrative changes depending upon the amount of corruption and cronyism that is involved. It was always and still is only about the money and individual pecuniary self interest, or individual enrichment.
So once upon a time the PR story that was told was the following:
“Saudi Arabia is not our friend. Amnesty International has done a great job of profiling the growing list of injustices that plague the country. . . . The only thing the Saudis seem to want to buy from us is military equipment that has been used to help create the world’s worst humanitarian crisis and even used against civilians in Yemen.”
https://globalnews.ca/news/4374908/danielle-smith-saudi-arabia-energy-east/
What changed the “ethical oil” narrative for the Alberta petro-state birds of a feather?
“Saudi Arabia has invested in Alberta’s oil sands companies, acquiring stakes in major firms like Canadian Natural Resources and Suncor.”
Baksheesh is simply the icing on the cake.
The only ethics of any consequence for the political class, their representatives, and the business class that they slavishly represent that are unchanging, is an unapologetic doctrine or ethics of personal enrichment.
The self styled Queen of Alberta has some catching up to do if she wants to be in the same league as her role model and hero:
“Based on 2025-2026 reports, Donald Trump and his family have generated billions in proceeds, crypto assets, and business deals, with estimates ranging from $1.4 billion to nearly $4 billion during his second term.”
Justin Trudeau visits the Aga Khan and the right are apoplectic. As far as the right were concerned it was Tammany Hall, Teapot Dome and Watergate added together x 100. As far as the right are concerned regarding Smith and the Saudis…MEH
The funny thing is the Maple MAGAs think sane people don’t see their rank hypocrisy. You can’t explain that.
Li’l Magus is “the right”. There is no left.
Nothing says Texas like Alberta!
TB
Except Texas has many many wind turbines and solar installations. Still a shit hole but they know how to exploit their environment (and their citizens).
This serves as proof that Queen Danielle is a cheap date. A golden cat, huh? Well it’s at least made of real solid gold? There are certain corrupt politicians who hold out for a lot more. Mango Mussolini, for one, demands at least a 10% cut, not unlike his bff, V. Putin. But if Smith wants to be as cheap as a $2.00 night, who I am to tell her she should hold out for a lot more? These days, the UCP has made bribes cool, and ethics are for the poors.
Come the revolution, I would consider it a great honour to participate in the mass executions to follow. No need for a humane method of dispatch, like the guillotine. The High Level Bridge will be used as the site of the largest mass hangings ever recorded. And short drop is all that is required.
What’s your source for your claim about Putin? The UCC?
‘Premier Smith has some explaining to do. ‘
Well we know she will not and she will just ignore it and nothing will happen. We all know that is what will happen. The rule of law only exists for people like us, not her.
Carlos: For Danielle Smith and her group of miscreants, they can only get away with so much for so long. The R.C.M.P have search warrants given to businesses with ties to the UCP.
The average AB of taxpayer/voter isn’t interested in, or has time to watch, Question Period. I, for one, want to hear solutions, not a laundry list of the UCP’s bad policies, rattled off a mile a minute in a video that MSM may, or may not, decide to air.
The ABNDP is an ineffectual Opposition, I’m sorry to say, that keeps repeating the same mistakes of the past. At least Ms Notley was wittier than the ABNDP’s current leader, who is more suited to giving a political lecture at a community college.
Suzanne: The Alberta NDP isn’t an ineffective opposition. Far from it. The problems are a complacent and compliant, one sided media, who lies about the Alberta NDP, while glorifying the UCP and Danielle Smith, at every opportunity. Danielle Smith compounded things, by intentionally stalling the by-election for Edmonton Strathcona, until the very last moment, and by shutting down the Alberta Legislature so it hardly ever has sessions. The Alberta NDP does have tangible and viable solutions, but when the one sided media lies about them, while making the UCP and Danielle Smith look like saints, that doesn’t help. Prior to the 2023 provincial election in Alberta, the media had columnists who lied about Rachel Notley and the NDP, while praising the UCP and Danielle Smith. If the media didn’t lie about Rachel Notley and the NDP, and took the UCP and Danielle Smith to task for their epic missteps, the Alberta NDP would be in power, and Rachel Notley would still be our premier.
The lady who said we ride horses rather than unicorns in Alberta? A regular Dorothy Parker.
I am motivated to quote some song lyrics excerpted from, coincidentally enough, “The Motivator” by the inimitable British Glam Rocker Marc Bolan of T Rex infamy:
“[…] I love the broken crown,
The one you stole from the King and held for ransom
Love the broken crown
Love the broken crown
I love it!
I love the golden cat,
You know, the one you keep in your bedroom
Love the golden cat
Love the golden cat
I love the velvet hat,
You know, the one that caused a revolution
Love the velvet hat
Love the velvet hat
I love it!
[…]”
I suppose that’s called an “ear-worm” in my case (all the more astounding because I once had a project which required me to listen to every single Marc Bolan song recording–believe me, once was more than enough, and that strikes me as apropos to the interesting times we’re living through these days–; until then I had no idea just how many recordings he made and, after listening to all of them, even less of an idea how or why most of them ever were), but at least it’s not the kind of worm that eats the brains of certain MAGA personalities.
Bolan, born Mark Feld in 1947, was of course killed in a car accident in 1977 (his girlfriend –critically injured–was driving recklessly and too fast). “The Motivator” was included in T Rex’s only UK number-one album, 1971’s Electric Warrior (the LP made the top ten in the US Billboard rating) but aside from his big hit single, “Bang a Gong (Get it On)”, there are a number of other tracks which also remind me of the present Alberta premier, to wit: “Planet Queen”, “Life’s a Gas”, and “Rip Off”.
For the more daring listener, 1972’s The Slider might be of interest, particularly the tracks “Spaceball Ricochet” and “Baby Strange”. DJC often leaves a link to certain lengthy missives, including some from Smith herself, with the advice that readers don’t have to read what he as a journalist must. That goes the same for the great bulk of Bolan’s recordings outside of his early-70s salad days (there are 14 studio and, believe it or not, 11 live albums, and –egad!–28 compilation albums); just trust me: I’ve listened to all of them so you don’t have to–but, if you dare, don’t say I didn’t warn you.
Finally, Bolan was flippantly arrogant, insufferably petulant and his recording sessions were notoriously torturous and chaotic, resulting in a product that is, for the most part, really pretty bad–also reminding me of somebody from the otherwise great province of Alberta.
But who doesn’t love a golden cat?
Perhaps the “Maltese Feline” at $192K ($6k/ounce x 16 x 2 lb) is chump change to Smith? After all, Justice Wyant couldn’t find $7 million …
This throws an interesting light on another of the UCP’s loony policy proposals. If you were, hypothetically, an Alberta premier who had participated in unprecedented levels of kickbacks and corruption, who would you rather have investigating the case: the RCMP, or a nice, tame Alberta Provincial Police force under the direct authority of the Government of Alberta?
It wouldn’t be without precedent for such nickel-and-dime stuff to be what brings down a big-time grifter (e.g. Al Capone & tax evasion).
More recent precedent- Bill van Der Zalm. Resigned over real estate conflict of interest. A few years after that, Lt. Gov. Kim (Zalm’s Lt. Gov. at the time) revealed he was prepared to remove Zalm from office if he had not resigned.
With $7 million unaccounted for, we can hope.