
Anyone who reads a lot of Alberta government news releases soon come to realize that there’s a kind of literary word salad in play – phrases that seem to mean one thing but on closer analysis are just jumbles of words intended to convey “truthiness,” the term coined by American comedian Stephen Colbert – who has just been fired and his popular late-night comedy show cancelled by CBS for sailing too close to the actual truth about America’s thin-skinned president. We are familiar with thin-skinned leaders that lie a lot here in Alberta, too. In this guest post, Professional Biologist, author and educator Lorne Fitch laments the dangerous use of deceptive language that is standard practice when United Conservative Party politicians try to reassure us about the state of Alberta’s environment on their watch. Mr. Fitch is a frequent contributor to this blog. DJC
By Lorne Fitch
The Alberta government would have us believe in impossible things, notably that it is possible to reduce red-tape while still boasting of the highest environmental standards.
With their endlessly-repeated mantra of “responsible resource development” spewing out like hyperbolic exhaust from a rhetoric machine, language becomes ever more devoid of meaning, of evidence.
This grandiose rhetoric resembles the plastic building blocks made famous by Lego; a variety of words stitched together. Read many government and industry press releases and you will see a smorgasbord of words that sound impressive, but are anything but clear. Plastic words that are malleable and can be made to fit every circumstance. They fill up space and glue together incomprehensible subjects to provide an illusion of clarity and honesty.
In “communication,” as practised corporately and politically, we are endlessly enveloped in literary alchemy. Listening to the centrifugal rhetoric might give you a similar feeling to chowing down on junk food. It appeals to the taste buds but offers no contentment.

Appropriating the words of science is an attempt to superficially make the dialogue resemble the terms of science. Reading the soup of words with some scientific terms sprinkled in, one can wrongly assume an association with rigorous science. However, the meaning is independent of the original source. It works to provide an illusion of expertise and of experts. The words become so flexible that they become devoid of any relevant meaning.
You might recognize some of the plastic words: balance, trade-offs, mitigation, monitoring, modernize (regulations), appropriate, progress, (comprehensive) consultation, responsible (resource development), stringent (environmental protection), best practices, world class, ethical (oil), state-of-the-art, sustainable, wise use, deregulation, and in the public interest.
Like Lego blocks these words can be combined, interchanged, and adapted to explain and justify a variety of actions. Putting several together can give you something like this:
“We can balance growing the economy with protecting the environment and progress to world class, even state-of-the-art sustainable, responsible stewardship through cutting unnecessary red tape but ensuring comprehensive public engagement and timely consultation, informing best practices and ethical wise use with trade-offs, mitigation, and modern, stringent monitoring and environmental protection.”
We really have world class environmental rules, you say? Not so: Natural gas flaring in Alberta is no longer regulated — because industry wouldn’t comply with the rules. A growing list of petroleum companies is substantially negligent in basic maintenance and reclamation. A coal company caught flouting the rules threatened provincial staff, trying to make them comply.

There are numerous compliance failures in reclaiming coal exploration footprints.
Failures exist in following even the most minimal logging guidelines. An unwillingness to reduce logging has put several fish and wildlife species at risk, to the point where local extirpation is now a possibility.
Southern Alberta rivers endure near-death experiences every summer because of government failures to even meet the absurdly low minimum flows our “world-class regulations” call for.
There is no comprehensive, continuous water quality monitoring in the province. Plus, there is a history of government taking no action where water quality issues are noted.
This list is far more extensive. It doesn’t square with the lofty pronouncements that all is well in the kingdom of Alberta.
When the provincial government uses words like responsible, highest standards, ethical, modern, and balanced, do they mean anything? Based on the evidence, not much.
Rather than setting and adhering to high standards Alberta has opted for environmental deregulation disguised with empty words and phrases. If it exists, this is the current Alberta Advantage.
Lewis Carroll must have been thinking of plastic words in this passage from Through the Looking Glass: “‘When I use a word,’ Humpty Dumpty said, in rather a scornful tone, ‘it means just what I choose it to mean – neither more nor less.’ ‘The question is,’ said Alice, ‘whether you can make words mean so many different things.’”
Karen Marie Moning, an American author, writes that ”Words can be twisted into any shape. Promises can be made to lull the heart and seduce the soul.” In the final analysis, Alberta’s plastic words provide little meaning and it is actions that speak loudest. Do not be fooled by those who appropriate words and intentionally bind them together in a fog of respectability meant to change reality.
Only in a fairy tale world can you reduce the presumed red-tape on development, as Alberta has, and still proclaim “world class” environmental standards are being met. Words are cheap and easy. Current evidence speaks louder. And facts actually do matter.
Lorne Fitch is a Professional Biologist, a retired Fish and Wildlife Biologist and a past Adjunct Professor with the University of Calgary. He is the author of Streams of Consequence, Travels Up the Creek, and Conservation Confidential.

Look, just issue six year olds with propane torches and matches. It would solve all our problems. Reduce that red tape! Oh wait! we have proof! Who is a petulant cow? Dani knows!
When I think of “red tape”, I think of unnecessarily opaque, prescriptive and formalized processes for dealing with government or a regulatory body which add no value other than convenience for the public servants handling the file.
If a procedure has rules aimed at preserving due process, equity of access, responsible financial stewardship or natural justice, or preventing conflicts of interest and self-dealing, it is not “red tape” but “due diligence”.
The UPC, doesn’t care about the environment. They don’t care about nature. They’ve proven that, time and time again. Loewen has opened Cypress Hills to cougar hunting, removed limits on trapping wolverines and other species. He’s allowing Albertans to shoot “problem” grizzly bears, I wonder who decides that and Loewen has a hunting business. No conflict there.
Jean, has lifted a ban on coal exploration on the Eastern Slopes and is allowing all suspended mining development to move forward. But hey, coal is good for us, just wear your mask and don’t eat the fish.
This UPC government only cares about money.
I for one, am grateful that this Danielle Shit government is cutting down all the trees, so we can get a better look at the forest.
You nailed it, on all counts.
Speaking of chowing down, I posit that reducing red tape and protecting public health is an oxymoron spread by morons. I wonder how many E. coli events have happened in this province due to lax public health inspections. Anyone who eats in a restaurant, or sends a child to a day care where meals are prepared in a commercial kitchen, should be concerned. You should be especially concerned in times of runoff after extended rainfall events, if your restaurant is on well water. “Red tape” is all we have to protect us from mass infection. Do we really want to walk back the clock to the early 1900s and the typhoid events south of the border that were responsible for the creation of public health? Climate change and extended rain events go hand in hand. Runoff from rain events in Vancouver has led to unprecedented multiple beach closures. Southern Alberta has been under the same weather system. Government “red tape” protected us, but what’s keeping us safe now?
For decades, the corporate-funded controlled-opposition group Pembina Institute has promoted oxymoronic “responsible oilsands development”.
“Responsible oilsands development” is brilliant marketing, supreme greenwashing, and utterly meaningless. Google “Pembina Institute” + “responsible oilsands development”.
PM Carney: “Within the broader context of national interest, the interest is in decarbonized barrels.”
Step up, step up! Get your decarbonized bitumen here!
We now have “grand bargains” where the oilsands industry gets taxpayer-funded CCS and taxpayer-subsidized pipelines — both items on industry’s wishlist — and taxpayers get to pay for them. Some bargain!
The federal Liberals have taken this exercise in linguistic bombast and doublespeak one step further.
In PM Carney’s brave new world, the federal cabinet has granted itself the power (Bill C-5 The Bulldoze Canada Act) to bypass inconvenient environmental laws without formal repeal.
We can have a tanker ban without banning tankers:
“However, Smith believes several hurdles still need to be removed by the federal Liberal government before any new pipeline can gain the necessary investor and producer confidence.
“This would include changing the federal emissions cap on the oil and gas industry, the Impact Assessment Act, and the tanker ban off the northern B.C. coast.
“Carney said the federal government wants to see more oil and gas produced, and decarbonized, in Canada. He suggested there would be ways to build projects and deal with the tanker ban.
“‘We’re not going to have a project that gets oil to tidewater and it stays there.’
“The confident tone is promising. But, as the prime minister said, this will ultimately be about getting results.
“‘What C-5 creates is a lot of flexibility, and it creates a lot of flexibility for nation-building projects,’ he added.”
“Varcoe: Carney says it’s ‘highly likely’ an oil pipeline will make Ottawa’s major project list” (CH, Jul 06, 2025)
In 2025, Canada is a nation of laws without laws.
Here is a good one: Stay in your own lane, anti-vaxxer on steroids Stormy Danielle was quoted in the paper about the culling at a BC ostrich farm.
Smith said “there should be a new approach because most of the flock at Universal Ostrich Farms survived the outbreak, and there could be something to learn about whether there’s an immunity or some kind of vaccine that could be developed”.
So there you have it, she is not opposed to vaccines, just not for people in Alberta, ostriches in BC, no problem.
The premier of Alberta cares more about vaccinating the ostrich population in another province than vaccinating people in her own. Ostrich health matters more than protecting children from measles or protecting all of us from Covid. Maybe the ostriches can tell Albertans how to get vaccines if we’re not over 65 years old or in a special health group or able to afford whatever vaccines cost. It’s a good thing ostriches can’t read or Danielle Smith would be in a flap to protect them from books. But first she’d have to pull her head out of the sand, of course.
Barney– it must be true, because RFKjr AND Dr Oz have added in their 2cents worth. Given their track records, values are self explanatory.
The part of the whole story that makes me shake my head as to the idiocity of these people is they don’t want the ostriches culled, because they need to be saved to be butchered for the meat. It’s beyond me.
And as for Marlaina’s other supporters literally grandstanding there, Tamara Lich and Arthur Pawlowski, maybe it was a last road trip before sentencing today.
Speaking of: Skippy posting “where is the justice”…
What happened to NO COMMENT, because the matter is before the courts.
Anyone who thinks Timbit trump has changed the page is not reading the same book we are.
” a rattler that sheds its skin, is still a rattler ” ….just saying!
Hello DJC and fellow commenters,
When I hear red tape reduction, one things I think of is government reducing regulations governing of health and safety in workplaces, which will mean more injuries and deaths for workers.
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