It’s not hard to connect the dots between the anti-vaccine extremists including Premier Danielle Smith who now dominate Alberta’s United Conservative Party and the admission by a beleaguered Alberta Health Services that it is shutting down its long-COVID clinics in Calgary, Edmonton and Sherwood Park.

Alberta Premier Danielle Smith (Photo: Alberta Newsroom/Flickr).

AHS, once a model of how to run a modern integrated provincial public health care agency, is in the early stages of being broken up by Premier Smith’s Government, which is bent on relitigating the 2020-to-the-present COVID-19 pandemic from a MAGA perspective that denies the reality of the disease, sees life-saving vaccines as “murder shots,” and views public health measures as a totalitarian control mechanism. 

Accordingly, however the desire to shutter the seven long-COVID clinics was communicated to the cowed current leaders of AHS, it is safe to assume this reckless decision did not originate with heath care professionals at a time when medical researchers are still trying to unravel the mysteries of long COVID.

And it is no mere coincidence that this happened only a day after an anti-vaxx UCP MLA’s incoherent ramblings about how he’d like to see the vaccine banned completely caused a stir on social media. MLA Eric Bouchard has since recanted his apparent claim that an actual plan to ban the COVID vaccine was in the works. 

Reports yesterday – first on social media and then in legacy media publications – revealed that COVID long-haulers treated by the clinics began receiving letters dated Thursday telling them the clinics were about to be shut down and they would have to find treatment for their affliction elsewhere. 

“Your health and well-being remain a priority, and we are committed to ensuring you receive support during the transition,” the letter from the AHS Long COVID Inter-Professional Outpatient Program cheerfully said in part. “We understand that this change might be challenging for some and thank you for your understanding and co-operation during this transition period.” In other words, So long, we’re cutting you loose!

Anti-vaxx UCP MLA Eric Bouchard (Photo: Facebook/Eric Bouchard).

AHS appears to have only acknowledged the program was being shuttered in a statement to media outlets when reporters who had been informed of the shut-down letters started calling. There was no formal public announcement of the plan and no advance warning it was being considered. 

The AHS media statement, which is not posted to the news release section of the agency’s website, used the excuse that the program was set up as a temporary measure and has now run its course. This cannot be disputed, of course, although long COVID has certainly not run its course and was thought last year to be afflicting something like 65 million people worldwide. 

News organizations that requested additional information from AHS about its announcement did not receive a response

Even as this was going on, however, the website for AHS’s Edmonton long-COVID clinic at the University of Alberta remained live. It was deleted today. 

A year ago, Statistics Canada reported that about one in nine Canadian adults (11.7 per cent of the total adult population or about 3.5 million Canadians) reported experiencing long-term COVID-19 symptoms. In Alberta, though, a significant portion of our UCP political leadership doesn’t even want to acknowledge that the disease exists, or is anything more serious than a cold. 

Dr. Grace Lam, University of Alberta respiratory disease specialist (Photo: Curtis Trent, via Edify.com).

Statistics Canada also reported that about two-thirds of Canadians who sought health care services for long-term COVID “reported not receiving adequate treatment, service, or support for any of their symptoms.” Presumably these numbers will now rise dramatically in Alberta. 

Whether they will be reflected in official statistics, however, is another matter, as the extensive testing provided by the clinics will be hard for people with the condition to access, and many without a family physician will simply fall through the cracks in our intentionally fractured health care system. 

City News quoted a former director of the University of Alberta long-COVID clinic yesterday saying it does not appear as if numbers of patients with the condition are declining as new cases continue to be reported. 

“There are people who have been infected with COVID, even in the last six months, that are finding themselves with these persistent symptoms of fatigue, brain fog, and in some cases, the burden of these symptoms are so significant that they can’t get back to their usual daily activities,” Dr. Grace Lam told City News. 

Health Canada defines long COVID, which it prefers to call “post-COVID condition,” as “when the symptoms of COVID-19 persist for more than 12 weeks after the infection.” It can affect adults and children.

There have been reports of more than 100 symptoms, Health Canada says on its website, listing fatigue, trouble sleeping, shortness of breath, general pain and discomfort, cognitive problems such as memory loss and difficulty concentrating, and mental health symptoms, such as anxiety and depression, as the most common among adults. 

A report commissioned for the U.S. Social Services Administration concluded longer-term impacts could include heart disease, gastrointestinal disorders, kidney disease, diabetes and immune dysfunction. 

Premier Smith’s personal history of vaccine suspicion, COVID skepticism, and enthusiasm for quack COVID cures is well known. She had compared Albertans vaccinated against COVID-19 to supporters of the Nazi Party in early 20th Century Germany, called the willfully unvaccinated “the most discriminated-against group that I’ve ever witnessed in my lifetime,” and famously advocated for veterinary antiparasitic drug Ivermectin to treat COVID. 

The UCP is widely believed to be considering introducing an amendment to provincial rights legislation in the next session of the provincial Legislature to make it illegal to require anyone to have a vaccination for anything. This will have serious and long-lasting public health impacts.

Just as they claimed before the 2023 provincial election that voters need not worry about Ms. Smith’s views because she would soon be replaced, UCP supporters are now suggesting through sympathetic media columnists that the premier is only trying to placate the party’s anti-vaxx base and everything will get back to normal as soon as she has survived a leadership vote at the party’s AGM in early November. 

Ms. Smith’s record belies this convenient fiction. 

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  1. “Your health and well-being remain a priority, and we are committed to ensuring you receive support during the transition,” A shorter version from the UCP “brain trust” might read.. “just shut up and die, we have hockey to care for FFS!”

  2. Know a long-COVID nurse.

    They knew this was coming months ago.

    And I very much fear the pundits, press and placated former PC voters will fall for “of course Smith will moderate her crazy when it counts”.

    She and the UCP are exactly who they keep telling us they are.

    1. PJP: The blame for this also lies with whomever cast their ballot for a UCP candidate, during the provincial elections. Any hardship and suffering people are facing in Alberta, is also on them.
      Danielle Smith and the UCP are moderating nothing.
      Had people listened to people who have warned that the UCP weren’t any good to begin with, we wouldn’t have these massive problems in Alberta.

      1. Let us hope that those UCP voters are significantly represented then, among long covid sufferers! They deserve to reap what they’ve sown.

      2. The problem for voters is that Daniellezebub & the UCP campaign team denied up & down that they were going to do any of this crazy stuff – that they were going to just be an updated version of the Jason Kenney über-conservative government, with its market fundamentalism & hostility to the feds & the environment, but without all this loony anti-science garbage.

        Those of us that were paying attention knew this was just a strategy meant to calm the populace before E-Day, but most voters don’t pay that much attention & they were duped. Now we’re stuck with them.

  3. Very disapointed this is happening. With out a clinic to help them be rehabilitated the only place for them to go now is on long term disability.

    1. Scott: Knowing how heartless the UCP are, these people with long covid symptoms will get no help to get by.

  4. How many people are going to end up suing the UCP for their blatantly stupid healthcare decisions, that are affecting the quality of life for people, and costing other people their lives?

    This has happened when Ralph Klein was premier of Alberta, because, like the UCP, he didn’t care about the well being of Albertans, with his utterly foolish cuts to the public healthcare system in Alberta. People died, and as a result, their families ended up suing the provincial government. We may not know what the settlement amounts were, because they were kept secret, but they had to be substantial, because the victim’s families ended up as if they won the lottery.

  5. Why does this keep reminding me of Polio, and its vaccine? Nobody seems to question the success of the Polio vaccine or the acuity of the disease, or even that it has long term effects if you had the disease prior to the advent of the Salk vaccine. So how is it the COVID virus is different than Polio. Both are treated with a vaccine, Both also could be fatal without prophylactic intervention. So why has the general population become so reliant on magical thinking since the mid 1950’s. Is it because in 60 plus years we have not had a mass epidemic and don’t understand the havoc a contagion unchecked can cause? Is it that we have lost our collective memory of the need to burn infected people to save the healthy? That is what happened before modern medical treatments became effective, and what would happen again if the anti-vaxx crowd got their wish. Never have I seen such ignorance on display.

  6. Anti-vaxxers have taken over the UCP. Soon, while the denials are everywhere, all vaccines will be unable as a “cost-cutting” measure. Cost-cutting in the name of the ‘Woo’ belief that so called “Big Pharma” makes up reasons to perpetuate the demand for their products. As for useful vaccines, like the Polio vaccine, which ended that disease’s spread over thousands of years, were disregarded. “What’s Polio? Never heard of it.” is the usually reply. Of course, Polio was irradiated thanks to the immunity that the Polio vaccine brought. And any other disease that has afflicted millions through the hundreds of decades are considered myths that Big Pharma profits from.

    We are on the cusp of falling into a new dark ages, where science is ridiculed and falsehood is knowledge. Queen Danielle is playing along with this collapse, like so many others, for fun and profit. First long COVID clinics are folded, then what else? Didn’t Smith once say that cancer was the victim’s fault? One could easily pigeon hole all illness into victim blaming just to end public funding for their treatment. And it’s only going to get worse.

    The struggle to ensure that Reason and rational thought prevails is no longer a debate; it has become war. In the US, they are in middle of an election cycle that could forever change their society for the worst possible outcomes. If the US elections fail to hold back the tide of ignorance and stop its practitioners, they will have a real and hot war. Alberta and Canada will not be immune from chaos that is unfolding.

    1. “Didn’t Smith once say that cancer was the victim’s fault?” If she did did say that, she is heartless, cruel and just plain dumb.

      1. Tom: In July 2022, Ms. Smith said: “… when you think about everything that built up before you got to stage four and that diagnosis, that’s completely within your control and there’s something you can do about that that is different.” So, yes, she is cruel, heartless, and just plain dumb. DJC

        1. And judging by Queen Danielle’s appearance, I’d say that smoking tobacco and drinking alcohol is beginning to get the better of her. But then again, all that is in her control, so she better not start whining.

        2. Funny, I didn’t hear those words on the one and only Hike for Hospice she led. Her and her husband were walking directly in front of my family, before turning around and walking back to the parking lot less than 1/2 way through the event. I sure hope she continues to quit on Albertans.

    2. Jane Jacob’s’ last book, Dark Age Ahead, published in 2004, was prescient. She predicted that this type of thing was starting to happen. She didn’t live long enough to experience Trump and MAGA, which is the embodiment of what she warned us about. Worth the read.

  7. I suspect the UCP political pundits have considered the implications of all this and concluded the public does not care or care enough about it so they can get away with it. I suppose we will see if this is correct.

    Yes, there is no doubt some pressure by their anti vax members here, but I feel it is also Smith and her gang’s general inclination to neglect health care. Partly for ideological reasons, they are not that enthusiastic about health care and it also saves them money.

    This sort of thing used to provoke a stronger response by the media and the public, but either we seemed to have gotten used to the deterioration of our heath care system, or maybe people realized challenging this government is unlikely to change much.

    Remarkably the UCP has been able to keep issues with the health care system out of the news. Perhaps people who work in health care are afraid to speak up because of the restructuring or just tired as they try to keep up.

    Maybe something will happen to to get the media and the public’s attention, but so far the UCP seems to be getting away with bludgeoning health care without provoking a backlash. This seems to be their longer term strategy so unlikely to end regardless how Smith’s leadership review goes.

    1. Frequently things which don’t effect the press, other politicians, etc. those in control or rather out of control don’t care. If Smith and her friends impacted by her decisions they have enough money to head to the U.S.A. for health care. Many of these anti vaccers, etc. are also religious zealots who believe god will take care and if you don’t recover you weren’t rich enough to get god’s attention, etc.
      Would not be surprised if the cancer clinics in Alberta had reductions in funding or folded in to another organization so when there is no care, lots of people won’t notice until they start to die from it.
      Be careful who you vote for. You may die because of it. In the meantime unless Smith and co. are removed from office, you’ll just have to learn to live with it or die because of it.

  8. The UCP is the party of Take Alberta Backwards, so this should surprise no one. I’m surprised the letter didn’t suggest faith healing, Ivermectin and leeches.

  9. Maybe Danielle Smith has been getting advice from Dr. John Gerard, chief medical officer of Queensland Health in Queensland, Australia. He says it maybe be time to do away with the term “long covid” altogether. The truth is lingering effects associated with long covid may be no different than any other virus or influenza. They conducted a study and found that about 3% of covid sufferers are reporting debilitating symptoms a year later, the same rate as any other rate virus or influenza. There is nothing unique or exceptional in long covid and it may be spreading unnecessary fear and hypervigilance.

    https://www.theguardian.com/society/2024/mar/15/long-covid-symptoms-flu-cold

    1. Sure, Ron, if you live in the post-facts era. Now read what came next:

      “Queensland health apologises over long Covid comments”

      https://www.9news.com.au/national/queensland-news-queensland-cho-under-fire-after-claiming-long-covid-term-should-be-scrapped/aed34a3b-5a67-45a0-a712-0b4085d1f2bb

      “Queensland’s Acting Chief Health Officer this weekend apologised for the distress caused by the research, telling 9News in a statement that it wasn’t the intention.

      Gerrard could not be reached for comment.”

      A non-peer-reviewed study was the basis for Gerrard’s statement. Gerrard is not only not commenting, he seems to have been replaced.

    2. Gee what do you know Ron, Nature just released a new peer reviewed paper on Long Covid& uh, they found something else.

      From the abstract “ Long COVID represents the constellation of post-acute and long-term health effects caused by SARS-CoV-2 infection; it is a complex, multisystem disorder that can affect nearly every organ system and can be severely disabling. The cumulative global incidence of long COVID is around 400 million individuals, which is estimated to have an annual economic impact of approximately $1 trillion—equivalent to about 1% of the global economy.”

      Your commitment to finding arguments to fit your incorrect premise is embarrassing.

  10. Perhaps the idea is to direct the long-Covid patients to a Shopper’s Drug Mart, where the pharmacist can diagnose and treat them? Or the pharmacist’s-assistant? Or maybe the lady working in cosmetics?
    Maybe they have a direct line on some ivermectin (horse de-wormer) supplies, or a stockpile of that Turkish Tylenol.

    On “X” there are some interesting threads from doctors (real ones) commenting on the latest from that rapidly-developing area of commercial health care in pharmacies.

    Dr. Shamji: “Mr. Leger (CEO of Shopper’s Drug Mart) … believes pharmacists “can do 40-60% of what a family physician can do.”

    Dr. Meddings: “By the same logic a high school drop-out (who can read) could do 40-60% of what a pharmacist does.”

    It could be, David, that Smith’s schmoozing with her fellow nut-bar anti-vaxxers is a factor in the closure of the long-Covid clinics. They would certainly be all over that. Who knows, though? Alberta’s health care policies are so erratic, like herself, and her “loyalties”. That could change in a heart-beat. Her record speaks for itself. If they get in the way of her ambitions they would end up under the bus so fast … like the poor long-Covid sufferers.

    1. Dr. Meddings is not wrong. A high school student working for free on a work experience program did do the work of a pharmacist at the local Shoppers. (I asked; she confirmed.) Apparently they trusted her so much with the routine prescriptions that they did not check her work. Who can blame the steady stream of overworked temp pharmacists that cycled through the place? Meanwhile, the high school student carried on, apparently unable to count what she dispensed, taking sealed sheets of pills from unsealed boxes and short-changing the customer by one- or two-thirds with each order. What happened to the missing pills? Did some customers get extras for free? After several of these incidents in a row, and no action by the owner-operator to correct it, a complaint was lodged with the regulatory body. The customer tired of having to count the pills in front of the pharmacy clerk before leaving the pharmacy. The customer thought that although the student could read well enough to get the name of the medication right, what if the box-shuffling led to an incorrect medication being prescribed? Trust was an issue.

      The customer found an independent pharmacy across the street, where the pharmacist-owner has been the same for over a decade. Post-secondary students on practicums work there, but they are supervised. No problems.

  11. The Premier has consistently refuted any validity towards Covid-related remedy or relief. She tends to lean towards her Evangelical beliefs for guidance.

    1. Mr Rheubottom: you raise an interesting question – what exactly is Danielle Smith’s religion, if any? Is she an evangelical Christian? A mainline Protestant like an Anglican or United Church adherent? A Roman Catholic or an Eastern Orthodox Christian? Or is she, like her purportedly favourite author Ayn Rand, an atheist? There has been little discussion or reporting on this from anything I’ve read, but perhaps I just haven’t been paying attention. Her unlamented predecessor, Jason Kenney, is a very public Roman Catholic who adheres to a very conservative, traditionalist strain of Catholicism – no “social gospel” for him.

      This also brings to mind one of the more prominent differences between Canadian and US politics: the relative lack of overt religiosity amongst Canadian politicians as opposed to their American counterparts, despite their First Amendment. How often do we hear American politicians at every level – both Republicans and Democrats – end their speeches with “God bless the United States of America/the great State of [insert State name here]/the great city of [insert name of city here]”? And yet when was the last time you heard a Canadian Prime Minister or Premier end a speech the same way?

      It’s also interesting that whereas Joe Biden is only the second Roman Catholic to serve in the office of President of the United States – John F Kennedy was the first. In contrast, ⅔ of Canada’s postwar Prime Ministers (starting with Louis St Laurent) have been Roman Catholic, and have held office for about ¾ of the time since “Uncle Louis” was elected in 1948.

      1. Jerry: For what it’s worth – probably something – Mr. Kenney was an adult convert to Roman Catholicism, although since he started out as an Anglican, that’s arguably not all that much of a jump. DJC

  12. Anonymous I doubt anyone will sue. Albertans seem to like being treated like morons, don’t they. Why would rural Albertans be more than willing to elect these Reformers and let Ralph Klein cheat their beef producers out of millions of dollars with the way he handled the BSE crisis, triple their power bills with deregulation of electricity and natural gas, pollute their land will abandoned oil wells, pollute their water supply with coal pollution, financially destroy their towns by letting the oil industry ignore the taxes they owe to their communities while they brag about their record profits.
    No I think the American oilmen that I was involved with were right Albertans are the dumbest people on the planet. My B.C. Relatives certainly think so, they can’t believe how stupid we are.

    1. Alan K. Spiller: Albertans do love to be treated like morons, that’s for sure. I’m sure there will be people who didn’t vote for the UCP, who will sue them for the suffering they caused them. As for the others, if they voted for the UCP, and suffer hardship, they brought that upon themselves, because they wouldn’t be able to spot a true Conservative, even if they were standing right in front of them.

  13. This is why I’m working on my resume, with only 4 years to go before retirement. Once the details of our contract are finalized, I’m likely applying to BC Ambulance. Last one out can turn off the lights.

    1. Hello Regan911. You’re going to love it here. I’d recommend Nanaimo, B.C. Lower housing costs than the lower mainland. Nice ambulances and the paramedics are great. My suggestion avoid the Greater Vancouver area and Victoria. Housing is expensive and some clients aren’t that easy to deal with. However, if it is an area where it is dangerous they send the police with you. We don’t like it if paramedics are injured.
      Our hospital is having a new acute care tower built, a more advanced cancer clinic and a unit for non functional hearts. The gear for the hearts is currently only available in Victoria, on the Island, so now Nanaimo and a few other smaller cities are getting the equipment

      1. Thank you e.a.f. I have friends and family in the Nanaimo vicinity and love the Cowichan Valley. Having been a lifelong Calgarian, this is a difficult decision for me, but the UCP is helping it along. I’ll see what our next contract brings, but it’s also the opportunities that exists within BC Ambulance that is most attractive. Oh yes, and your premier doesn’t make the job more difficult than it already is.

  14. For people wondering what the big deal is, meet YouTube’s Physics Girl, Dianna Cowern (age 35,) who has struggled with long COVID since December 2022.

    https://youtube.com/shorts/rUEc-XehwNQ?si=vPHjSDInabZwE44s
    ‘Dianna shaves her hair off’
    https://youtube.com/shorts/rUEc-XehwNQ?si=jvt2UVlj5HBVZ9iI
    ‘DO NOT exercise with long COVID’

    The party of running with scissors is poorly equipped to do more than light fires ahead of them to escape the consequences of having started a fire behind them.

  15. My question about all these shenanigans is: where is the NDP in all this? Where is Nenshi? Where is the health critic? I saw some NDP MLAs at the Calgary and Edmonton folk fests. Which is perfectly fine, but don’t they have time to play their role as His Majesty’s official opposition? After all the leadership hoopla they completely lost all momentum. Disappointing!

    1. Thorsten Duebel: The Legislature has no sessions, until the end of October. It’s unlikely that the media will give the NDP the time of day, because the media shows their allegiance to the UCP. Because Danielle Smith reduced the Legislature sittings to such a low amount, the NDP can’t do anything. When the Legislature does resume, Danielle Smith and the UCP will be fillibusting, and ramming more bad bills down upon us. They won’t care about anything the NDP has to say.
      Danielle Smith and the UCP will have provided themselves with enough rope, that they will finish themselves off. That’s the only way it could happen, because, without a stronger media, the UCP will not be taken to task for their many missteps, and their very pricey shenanigans.

      1. I agree with everything Anonymous said above. Danielle Smith could start eating babies and kittens on video and a large segment of Albertans will cling to the UCP because one time, long ago, a conservative conserved some things worth conserving, and the price of oil was high. And smoking was good for you their grandpa told them always to vote Tory and always drive a petroleum-powered Ford.

      2. We all need to buy a membership in the UCP party so we can vote against Danielle Smith in November or is this a case where only certain members are invited to their gathering in Red Deer to make certain she keeps her job, I don’t know if that’s the case, do you?

        1. Alan K. Spiller: I recall when Albertans were buying Alberta PC memberships just to keep Ted Morton from becoming premier. They certainly knew a Reformer when they saw one. Ted Morton was recently praising Danielle Smith for her fulfillment of his Firewall agenda, which Preston Manning and Stephen Harper were also in support of. Peter Lougheed was against that Firewall nonsense, and he certainly was right.
          From what I understand, Danielle Smith is facing a leadership review. I don’t know if it’s the party, or anyone with a UCP membership card that can vote in that. It will be interesting to see how it transpires.

  16. A quick review of Danielle Smith’s CV, starting with her monkey-wrenching of the Calgary School Board and curriculating thence to scabrous picket-line crossing, Lake-of-Fire Wildrose irrigation, exogamic bundling of the Wild and jilting of the Rose, Mephitus non grata at K-Boy’s fare-ill party, and artificially intelligent wannabe presidunce of Alberta Independence, will doubtless convince the reviewer that her political-possibility chops are painfully artless. She can’t even genuflect to Take-Back-Alberta fudgerhead, David “Gangrenous Kong” Parker, without appearing to grovel.

    Smith was recently summoned to an anti-vax temple in electorally critical Calgary where a few thousand votes in a handful of Cowtown ridings just barely elected the UCP a second term, and where it might eventually be limited to two terms, both under the MAGA Yoke, through a dual-action process of external popularity-erosion (benefiting the former Calgary mayor, now leader of the NDP Opposition) by well-established laws of attraction, and by internal UCP dyspepsia behind which Smith’s TBA-tribulation will inevitably follow the laws of popular revulsion.

    Although her compliance seems to hint at at least a modicum of psephological awareness—that is, sensitivity to potentially being sacked into a recycled plastic K-bag before the next scheduled election —it’s nevertheless a net-negative to thus admit, in effect, that the TBA faction, which on its best day comprises only about 1/5th of the province’s electorate, has got the UCP government, and therefore all Albertans, by the proverbial balls. Which inevitably offends the basic principles of democracy.

    [O, gods of the pantheon of pithiness, grant me not trespass in the Valley of Proportional Representation, and to keep safely on the forgetful side of the mighty River Lethe so I can’t possibly wonder out-loud why the UCP —and any usurped conservative party anywhere, for that matter— hasn’t promoted the pro-rep electoral system by which domination of the majority of parliamentarians by a small minority holding the balance of power is at least legitimate in some sense. Curiously, the partisan right stoutly defends ‘First-Past-the-Post’ by which it must increasingly cheat to win. It’s all about choices, right?]

    Smith often appears ambivalent about what is or is not politic in the re-election sense. Perhaps she simply covers-up a real or, plausibly, superstitious fear of psephological consequences behind her practiced mask of glibness—a possibility supported by her equally curious inconsistency in either appearing, on the one hand, unabashedly Ivermectin-ready or, on the other, scrupulously unscrupulous when minimizing, hiding, excusing or sleazing-through certain sabotages of the provinces beleaguered public health service. She stands —almost proudly—athwart cavalier cautiousness.

    Whether TBA radicals intentionally keep their creation on tenterhooks or not, it’s impossible not to notice the intestinal strains their anti-vax vigilance inflicts on the UCP. That alone should induce existential anxiety about re-election, but whether TBA is insidiously stealthy or tactically ham-handed, it is making the government incrementally chop at the revered universal public healthcare tree that the majority of Albertans are vocally worried is seriously undercut already. The truncheon-ligatured TBA seems unperturbed that there is no political payoff from this purely vengeful anti-vax/anti-AHS policy, the party’s fading re-election chances notwithstanding. It reminds of Steve Goodman’s lyric in his wonderful “Lincoln Park Pirates”, a ballad about unethical tow-truck drivers: “What care I for the law?”

    TBA is the epitome of the feral, North-Texan libertarian whose notion of ‘freedom’ rests upon “stand-your-ground” grounds and “self-defence” defences that would allow for shooting anyone on the wrong side of the fence, ostensibly of rural private property. It cares not for “snowflake” rules, regulations, and laws that melt upon the furrowed brow of the angry young man, and thus has no use for the real compromising and cooperating arts-of-the-possible; it is unconcerned with the source of policy proposals developed by democratic processes because it has its own it would rather impose on everyone whether the majority likes it or not. What known witchcraft of democratic politics can work with such a solidly redoubted cabal which only corresponds with its indentured parliamentary proxy with purposely ambiguous grunts and jeers? The kind of politics, ironically, that the most politically gormless politician in Alberta history now bows to. That’s ‘what kind.’

    Most parties have factions and it’s the art of party politics that keeps them from compromising unity. Every party has one that claims custody of a sacred chalice it deems filled with what the party’s mores ought to be—sort of like a solitary, self-appointed lookout who rarely joins the other baboons in troop deliberations—and, even then, only when in a bad mood. However, it seems axiomatic that when the majority is bossed around by a single, much smaller minority faction, and the party leader and cher praetorian guards, the House leader, the party whip, old-fashioned ward-heelers, &c are also so-cowed, general democratic sensibility eventually condemns the lot.

    Such is the path most neo-right parties (globalizing neoliberal usurpers of traditional Tory parties) have elected to take—which is why we hear unvarnished, impolitic hyperbole whenever far-right demagogues preach to the most extreme factions of their respective pseudoCon polities. In fact, it indicates desperation—the kind which hubristically reasons that the extremist minority, despite its repulsiveness and against all odds, is essential to longterm party strategy. If this were the case, the TBA strategy should be to somehow negate rival voters in order to acquire numerical victory for the remainder. Alberta’s secessionist drive seethes with wriggling ingredients borrowed from Redoubterism, anti-immigrant deportations and closed borders, Wexiteerism behind which are discernible features of bigotry and revenge. The ‘logic’ of the one-party, or “zero-party” state demands it. It’s hard to explain TUBCRAP ‘strategy’ otherwise.

    Part of the extreme right’s most galling unabashedness is owed to sincere rejection of democratic principles because by them it cannot prevail in the long run. It’s normally impolitic to admit this—and so the far-right goes ahead and admits it, naturally. Faulty as it is, proto-post-democracy relies on the more-moderate factions of a party remaining cowed by its extreme right. Yet this status is betrayed by the partisan-right’s consistent habit of enacting too many, too-intemperate, and too impolitic legislation too quickly as if it has only fleeting opportunity to get it all done which results in hackneyed governance. Here exceptionalistic, ‘what-me-worry’ boasting about the “End of History” is contradicted, for if that were true it needn’t be in such a rash rush.

    Given the likelihood the middle-of-the-road electorate will ultimately reject extremism, perverse logic must lead the flagging neo-right to pronouncements from the likes of self-styled saint of transactional-leverage, Donald F tRump, who assured his “Christian” supporters that if they get him elected president this November he’ll “fix” it so they’ll “never have to vote again.” The only thing goofier is the lead-foil cap of the Rapture (which is also a thing in some of these schizophrenic parties of the far-right: to be worn overnight so’s sudden nuclear Armageddon won’t catch you with your nightie up—and maybe a little bit so your friends can’t see you, too).

    What other bent logic could sustain the flailing claws of Alberta’s MAGA? As a right-to-carry-firearms aspirant, TBA rationalizes that, even if it is a minority, it’s herd has more firepower, enough to cow or expel even the majority if it has to. This, naturally, is the core of Redoubterism of which the high-prairies, basins and badlands of western NorthAmerica, including Alberta, have long experience owing to remoteness and relative environmental inhospitality. The perennial ingredient of revenge (against ‘the Others’ alleged to have unjustly deprived self-styled righteous libertarians of an heroic past) is particularly unlikely to achieve strategic, or psephological, success and can only be invoked tactically, or performatively by reactionary freakouts, threats and bellicose posturing—we have to accept that and gladly would if only the aspired Redoubters promised to keep to themselves—like anarchism in the style of religious communes. Unfortunately, extremism of the partisan-right has become more pervasive since the total collapse of politically respectful discourse, ‘round abouts Carl Rove and the zenith of neo-right hegemony (c.2001)—and more than ever since the first ‘tRumpichron’ (birtherism), resulting in the perversity of the majority feeling besieged by the minority. When will it ever end?

    The Neo-right thought once, back in its heyday— the decade between the Soviet Collapse (for which it claimed a trophy) and 9/11 (whence the recruitment of increasingly reactionary support)—, that it had achieved its pinnacle and would thence keep the clock set at “The End of History” when capitalism had defeated communism once and for all time. The disappointment of “trickledown”, growing chasm of income disparity, and increasingly undeniable scourge of human-caused climate-change should have by now condemned the neo-right’s goal of capitalist dictatorship. The plain dysfunction of MAGA and Brexit and TUBCRAP is appalling to the large majority, perhaps making a thin case that democracy itself is dysfunctional. Remind, however, that the neo-right has long past its best-before date and that the preposterous hyperbole we hear now is truly symptomatic of throes. It can’t last much longer.

    Never lose hope. The TBAUCP’s futile attempt at politics will most likely keep it preoccupied with its own existential crises and, once defeated—one way or the other (no, not with guns at a place and time of TBA’s choosing; rather it could become victim of its own schisms and lose parliamentary confidence, for example), it’s constituent parts will crawl off like cells of newly-singled slime-mould after a rollicking convention of multi-gendered reproductive mushroom sex.

    It has taken too long, I feel, there’s too much info, but the inevitable end is nearing. I would add that if a few more centre-right moderates were to cut the MAGAstone from around their necks, maybe even create a New Conservative Party (sorry: no points for that name), it would happen a lot quicker.

    Be strong, my Alberta friends!

    1. Please, no essays! There are lots of other sites that publish long form commentary. Your points can get lost in all the verbiage. Cheers.

      1. Lefty: I enjoy Scotty’s long discursions, therefore I allow them. Other wordy contributors are treated less kindly. This may not be fair, but it’s my blog, after all. That said, I have often thought that Scotty should publish a blog. I would subscribe. DJC

        1. That’s the best encouragement I could get. I do have a site set up in honour of my late step-father—in fact, named after his long running column in the St. Marys [Ontario] Journal Argos—a name that happens to be the handle of one of your regular commenters. I confess I’ve neglected it since he passed and my mother can no longer negotiate her iPad. Perhaps I’ll take your advice.

          As you might guess, I’m accustomed to criticism from the generally shortened attention spans of people these days. I mean, heavens!—actual books must be daunting!! Or, maybe, is it the neologisms?

          Thanks again, DJC, for indulging me. It’s the best B-Day present I’ve gotten today. As they say, “Wait for the sign…” There’s still time, but I tend not to hold my breath!

        2. I agree with you but still feel that core messages can get lost in lengthy discussions. But write on Scotty!

        3. Perhaps Scotty could publish a summary so that those of us who are not David Climenhaga (who has the time to read these discursions that seem to amble on endlessly) would know what he is discurting about. I have pretty much given up on reading anything by Scotty. Perhaps a summary could induce me to read more of what often seems to be pointless ramblings

          I remember being taught by David – when he was in a different role – about the importance of brevity – somehow that lesson seems to have lost relevance to the teacher

          1. Now, now ASWN, if you don’t like long comments, just don’t read them. DJC

      2. Whew! I hope you are right, Scotty I think you are. And this time at least in MAGA land the wheels really do seem to be falling off the bus. I personally don’t read all of Scotty’s comments but now and again I do and I do enjoy them. A few less ten dollar words would help but maybe that’s part of the charm. David runs a great blog and his curated comments are a big part of it. I just skip Scotty when I’m not up for the read.

  17. They might ban the vaccine(s), it’s more likely they’ll ban masks though. Surprised they didn’t do it when they were busy violating the charter rights of student protesters in Calgary and Edmonton.

    1. ALB, if the MAGA chapter of Alberta’s remaining Conservatives could ban all good ideas, banish common sense and replace society with a world of de-politicized, zombie, drones, they would look around and declare it to be Good.

      Only an idiot picks a fight with masks in a respiratory illness pandemic. If that idiot gets away with it? Masterful move, Sir!

      It is only some remaining memory of being taught to look both ways crossing streets, take a scarf when it’s cold… and wasn’t there a working hospital here once? Remembering is hard. Fighting to keep what seemed unshakable before is hard.

      Danielle Smith has her view of reality (“You hurt, oh that’s tough luck!”) and any excuse to not do work is good enough. Squeezing more juice out of our infrastructure deficit and then making disappointed faces is about all we get.

      If the UCP could pick a logo with rotational symmetry, but Putin has already taken Z, Elon has X, that little mustache guy… don’t go there. But the UCP could have stamped their logo on five million masks, (accidentally saved a lot of lives) and recruited everyone into their army. Work is so hard for some.

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