No, this is not the Fringe Festival! Premier’s line on airplanes and Sky Palace descends into the theatre of the absurd

Posted on August 20, 2014, 12:48 am
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A not-so-grim Finance Minister Doug Horner (he’s not quitting!) and an unhappy Premier Dave Hancock, right, put the best face on their new rules for use of government aircraft at their news conference yesterday. Below: A relaxed NDP Leader Brian Mason, just back from holiday himself, and the Premier Hancock we’re more used to seeing, free of the distressing confines of the Legislative media bunker.

Premier pro tempore Dave Hancock, not looking particularly rested despite just having returned from five weeks in sunny Italy, accompanied by a much more chipper Finance Minister Doug Horner, tried to slam the hangar door on the Air Redford Scandal yesterday.

No such luck. Alas for both of them and their foundering Progressive Conservative Government, that flight’s already left the tarmac. It’s approaching cruising altitude now and won’t be disappearing from the radar any time soon. Both of them know it.

In the gloomy recesses of the bunker-like Legislature media centre, a flunky handed out a press release containing a few insignificant policy changes for the use of government aircraft, none of which is likely to do much to moderate the mood of an angry electorate impatient with the misuse of government aircraft.

Conduct periodic air transportation services program evaluations? Clarify aircraft use policies? Report the cost of using government aircraft? I don’t think so!

The public’s going to react to those ideas, as a relaxed NDP Leader Brian Mason, himself just back from vacation, observed immediately after the early afternoon government news conference, as being “a day late and a dollar short.”

About the only thing that might help the government on this disastrous file at this point would be for Mr. Horner to do what Parliamentary tradition requires and resign his portfolio. But as Mr. Horner made clear, he has no intention of doing that and “I have not reconsidered the decision.”

He looked pretty feisty when he said that too, as if there had indeed been some discussion of that very idea behind the closed doors of the Tory caucus, perhaps with the premier taking a different position. And who wouldn’t have loved to be a fly on the wall at that meeting?

The premier does have the power to fire a minister, of course, but the distressed looking Mr. Hancock, barely looking up from his speaking notes, stuck to his now familiar strategy of humbly apologizing to the people of Alberta for the government’s manifest failings, and then insisting no one has done anything wrong except former premier Alison Redford.

Hold Mr. Horner responsible for misuse of the government air fleet – seeing as everyone agrees he was the minister responsible for the use of the government aircraft? No, no, said Mr. Hancock, oversight was provided by all ministers. “So the responsibility is ours when a question arises about the use of the planes.”

Everyone’s. In other words, no one’s.

Journos at the presser didn’t actually start to snicker out loud at the premier’s absurdist answers, though, until an impertinent reporter raised the matter of the Sky Palace residence once planned for Ms. Redford, and the competing and exclusive claims of two former infrastructure ministers, one of whom is now running for the party’s leadership, that they each deserve the sole credit for stopping the plan.

Well, which is it? Asked the reporter. Candidate Ric McIver, or his predecessor and successor, Wayne Drysdale? Uh, Mr. Hancock responded, never mind the contradiction … they’re both right!

This is an especially interesting answer in light of the subsequent revelation that work on the Sky Palace never really stopped at all – the bedrooms were merely repurposed as boardrooms.

That was when, as Mr. Mason later observed, the premier began to lead us into “an inter-dimensional relativistic way of looking at the truth.” Saying that two contradictory accounts of what happened are both true, he explained, “indicates the existence of some sort of parallel universe!”

It’s for stuff like this we’ll all miss Mr. Mason when he’s retired!

This government is bleeding in the water and even the normally docile Press Gallery sharks are starting to circle a little closer. One day soon, one of them is actually going to ask a tough question, like why the heck Mr. Hancock wouldn’t fire Mr. Horner from cabinet if the Finance Minister won’t resign.

Even Mr. Hancock, apparently the last defender of the Tory faith, seems to recognize the dire level to which his party has sunk – at least if his fidgety and gloomy demeanour yesterday is any guide.

What a change had come over him when 20 minutes later, the government’s troubles momentarily forgotten, as he dumped icy water over Mr. Mason’s head to raise money for charity.

In the halls of power, I’m afraid, that upbeat and smiling Mr. Hancock we all remember will be gone forever.

This post also appears on Rabble.ca.

4 Comments to: No, this is not the Fringe Festival! Premier’s line on airplanes and Sky Palace descends into the theatre of the absurd

  1. David Harrigan

    August 20th, 2014

    The real story is still being missed.

    The reality is that Ministerial responsibility has become a thing of the past in Canada in general and in Alberta especially. A shame, but that is reality. So Mr. Horner does not have to resign, despite being in charge when 8 current MLAs—Donna Kennedy-Glans, Ken Hughes, Wayne Drysdale, Fred Horne, Cal Dallas, Christine Cusanelli, Wayne Cao and Everett McDonald, and one former MLA, Alison Redford used a government plane, and the Auditor General found no evidence of government business on the Grande Prairie junket.

    The real question – still not being asked – if Mr. Horner and Mr. Hancock are correct that it is those who use the plans, not they who should be held responsible, and Mr. Horner is “very disappointed in some trust that I placed in certain individuals in the past” – why are Donna Kennedy-Glans, Ken Hughes, Wayne Drysdale, Fred Horne, Cal Dallas, Christine Cusanelli, Wayne Cao and Everett McDonald not removed from cabinet/caucus/legislature?

    Come on, guys, even in Alberta, this is not that hard.

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  2. jerrymacgp

    August 20th, 2014

    “… slam the hanger door…” I’m sorry, I don’t want to be pigeon-holed as the “homophone cop”, but seriously? Shirts and suits go on a hanger. Airplanes are parked, stored and repaired in a hangar.

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    • August 20th, 2014

      Jerry: Usually I can say with a clear conscience, that was just a typo, or even blame it on Autocorrect. But this time, I’m afraid, “hanger” was an honest-to-gosh mistake. Mea Culpa. Thanks for the correction. DJC

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  3. David

    August 20th, 2014

    After the initial chuckle and shaking of head I am left with one question that keeps coming up time and again.

    Assuming for a moment that Mr. Prentice is actually still interested in winning (and I have a feeling that that may not be the case anymore) and will actually win – whom is he going to appoint to cabinet. Most of the current cabinet ministers (including his current leadership competitors) should probably get the boot, especially if he would like to talk about change and a new start.

    If anything I will assume that a performance like yesterday by Mr. Hancock and Mr. Horner will alienate Alberta even more from the PC. I am also reasonably certain that the entitlement closet will contain even more monsters that will eventually come lurking out… and old ministers may find it difficult to make up cheesy excuses.

    Popcorn anyone…:)

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